I can’t even wait in a straight line.
I’m so queer it warps space time.
I get turned on by crazy things
the noise of telephone rings
Cat girls and beardo boys.
I shop in the back for the freaky ass sex toys.
Maybe next year they’ll make a name for me
Staring in my own show on National Geography–
Man, that girl is super sick
My milk shakes dripping
come and take a lick.
Line the bed with plastic
Can I sit on your lap?
I used to have a job but I called in batshit
Flipping out in the bathtub from too much catnip.
It took years
To drain the tub of tears.
Meditate daily so I can be here
So don’t get in my way
Just be true to yourself
Happy Coming Out Day
Here’s the background story for the “flipping out in the bathtub from too much catnip” line: